Makeup

Ok, as a man I will tell you right off the bat that I do not know the first thing about makeup. There are many things I do not get about makeup, like the process of appyling pounds of makeup so that you come up with a look that seems you are not wearing any makeup at all. Ok whatever. You know, I honestly dont care about makeup, what I care about is where you apply it.

Now, appyling makeup on a woman seems the equivalent of shaving for a man. In both cases, you are taking your face and altering it. This alteration is temporary for the next day you must redo the alteration if you want to achieve the same effect. So, I was on the bus today, and I saw a woman applying her makeup in her seat. I could not believe she was doing this. It only took her baout 5 minutes, but I mean cmon! Could you not have gotten out of bed 5 minutes earlier and done this in your home? Could you not have gotten to bed, 5 minutes earlier, so that she could have woken up 5 minutes earlier in order to apply the makeup at home?

The thing is this is not the first woman that I have seen appyling her makeup on the bus. Do you see men shaving on the bus? No. You do not see men shaving on the bus, yet you do see women applying makeup on the bus. Why is it that women feel that they must apply their makeup on the bus? I dont know, I just find it irritating. Do any of you?